Chapter 32: We're Just Buzzfeed Now!

Join our heroes as they fight a big awful fish! There’s a puzzle, too! Also: Drusilia has a rare moment of sincerity, Jodhi experiences reverse evolution, and Dun Khan decides that one slime tunnel wasn’t enough for the day…

DISCLAIMER: I definitely did say “shelf”, but it didn’t make the final cut – sorry, Gracie.

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Komiku:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 31: Fish Are People Too!

Join our heroes as they simply refuse to have a normal human conversation, before embarking on yet another perilous journey! Also: Drusilia gets offended, Dun Khan returns to the markets, and Jodhi makes a dragon wanna retire, man...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Komiku:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 30: My Brother Bimmy; The Crossbow

Join us as our heroes finally get into Hannilport proper, meet some certain all-time fan favourite NPCs, and go shopping! Also: Jodhi learns a new skill, Drusilia gets some new weapons in her quest to humiliate her foes, and Dun Khan finds some quality help...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Blue Dot Sessions, and Komiku:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Dot_Sessions/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 29: Peruvian Hasting Powder

Join us as our heroes continue their tunnel-trekking underneath Hannilport! Also: Dun Khan does some top tier espionage shit, and Jodhi and Drusilia have a dance-off.

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Lee Rosevere, and Komiku:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 28: The Complete Works Of Shakespeare

Join us as our heroes return to their regularly scheduled adventure programming, and make a deal with the mysterious Moku! Also: Dun Khan goes spear-fishing, Jodhi gets ready for Tokyo 2020, and Drusilia pulls out the big, magical guns...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Bee Day Special: Tales Of Dun Khania Part III

Join….NOT our heroes in this DM’s birthday extravaganza! We dip back into Dun Khan’s psyche and confront some of his personal misconceptions about life and death!

It’s a non-cannon special episode! Thanks to T for DMing so this Big Bee could have his birthday off!

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from Lee Rosevere, and Komiku:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/

Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 27: Little Drussy In The Big City

Join us as our heroes leave the web and find themselves, you guessed it – immediately in peril! Also: Jodhi embraces the hood, Dun Khan makes haste, and Drusilia just fucking horrifies some children!

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 26: Espresso Martinez And The Speed Runners

Join us as our heroes head back into the web for some utterly ill-advised adventures. Really, I just don’t know where these decisions come from. Also: Drusilia is the captain now, Jodhi’s gotta go fast, and Dun Khan shows Isaac Newton who’s boss…

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and ROZKOL:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/ROZKOL/

Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 25: Magical Jodh-stery Tour

Join us as our heroes dive deep into Jodhi’s past. For only by looking back, can we go forward...or something similarly cool and mystical sounding. Also: Drusilia gets blinged up, Dun Khan briefly forgets one of his primary skills, and Jodhi learns a few cantrips…

Editors Note: Sorry this episode is a bit late, as I mention in the show I’m kind of in Switzerland for work at the moment, so I’m a few hours behind our usual release time-line. Also, Grace recorded into a tin-can on a string in Ireland, so her audio is a little sub-optimal. Everything will be back to normal next episode, fear not my sweet, sweet friends!

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Lee Rosevere, and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 24: Andy Samberg Presents: The Ultimate Punch

Join us as our heroes pick up where they left off, in a very serious and not at all full-of-stupid-shit examination and expurgation of Jodhi’s personal demons. Also: Drusilia brings the heat, Jodhi avoids the heat, and Dun Khan learns you always hurt the ones you love...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Lee Rosevere:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 23: Intimidate Your Intimate Date - With Dun Khan

Join us once more as our heroes try and find each other...but they’ll have to brave the dangerous tunnels around Annalore first! Also: Jodhi trusts his feelings, Drusilia sees some new people, and Dun Khan falls in love.

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Lee Rosevere and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

HTWLAID LIVE: Everything's Free At The Carnival, Baby!

Join us as our heroes record their first ever live podcast! Or well...not the heroes, but us, the actual people who make show. Anyway, this is the audio from our live show in Perth, in which our heroes go to a magical carnival. Stunts, pranks, thrills and spills abound! Thanks to everyone who came out!

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro and outro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Special Announcement

Hey friends,

Check out this late night, all in the same room announcement for our very rapidly upcoming LIVE EPISODE!

Come get HTW-LAAAAIIIIDDDDDD

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/how-to-win-loot-and-influence-dragons-live-tickets-45838956553

Our awesome music is as always "Inspiration" from BoxCat Games:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 22: Something Something Star Wars Reference

Join us as our heroes continue their subterranean journey, featuring a half-hearted Star Wars bit! Hopefully things go a little smoother this time...also: Drusilia deals some collateral damage, Dun Khan plays hard-ball, and Jodhi experiences an existential crisis!

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

LIVE SHOW DETAILS COMING SOON: www.curionetwork.com

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Lee Rosevere:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 21: Spies On Spies On Spies

Join us as our heroes go well and truly off-book in their quest to reconvene with Garrick! Plot bible re-writing abounds in our most off the rails adventure yet! Also: Drusilia plays it sneaky, Jodhi channels his WWE roots, and Dun Khan makes an unexpected acquaintance...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Kevin MacLeod:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 20: Roll For Handsomeness

Join our heroes as they go on a ROAD TRIP! They’re finally westbound, heading for a rendezvous with Garrick. Also: Dun Khan learns the true nature of man, Jodhi becomes a yoga master, and Drusilia just can’t figure Marcus the heck out...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Lee Rosevere and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 19.5: The Hero's Recap

Join our heroes (and the DM) as they retell the story so far...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid!

Our awesome intro music comes from BoxCat Games, check them out!

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 19: Triple Threats

Join our heroes as they fall prey to an ambush, before making some interesting new acquaintances. Also: Dun Khan misinterprets social cues, Jodhi is a smooth criminal, and Drusilia looks for love in all the wrong places...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 18: The Potato King

Join our heroes as they try and figure out where the bloody hell they are! They quickly find themselves in a confrontation with some sure to be instant classic characters. Also: Jodhi takes a bath, Dun Khan is cartographically confused, and Drusilia makes a special dis-appearance...

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, and ROZKOL:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/ROZKOL
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Chapter 17: Ashes To Ashes, Goo To Goo

Join our heroes in another adventure on GROUNDHOG DAY! Having emerged from The Web back into their own reality, the group quickly get back to what they do best – straight up murdering fools. Also: Jodhi prepares for Tokyo 2020, Dun Khan learns the importance of perception, and Drusilia gets a pretty cool concussion, apparently.

We’d love to hear from you if you’ve got thoughts about the show, so check us out on Twitter @htwlaid! If you tweet about us we might shout you out on the show, and as always: consider giving us a rate and review on iTunes, it really really helps, and tell a friend!

Check out the AMAZING MAP that T drew for you: https://curionetwork.com/news/2018/3/2/htwlaid-bonus-material-map-of-carthas

Our intro music comes from BoxCat Games, with additional music from The J. Arthur Keenes Band, Simon Mathewson, and Komiku:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_J_Arthur_Keenes_Band/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Simon_Mathewson/
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/
Licensed under Creative Commons: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/